Stress...

Two more weeks to the finals...

But I'm not a single bit worried about it. In fact, I'm rather worried about the fact that I'm not worried about the finals. To make it worse, I'm getting really worried about the fact that I'm worried about the fact that I'm not worried about the finals and I'm not doing anything about it.

Haiz... That's about it. Btw, if the previous paragraph sounded like maths to u, u are a freakin' maths freak.

ta ta!

Hey Ya!!!

Hey Ya!!! Finally your beloved King of Genovia is tapping away on his keyboard again! But seriously, what Shuming said about uni life being bloody hectic is so bloodily true. At least, that's how it is for Singapore. Like duh... =.= Expect a little slowdown in my blogging frequency...

But hey! Uni life is fun. Besides the troublesome lab works, the leap of difficulty from lecture notes to tutorials, the lack of enzymes to digest the chiminology during lectures, the blardy long distance u have to travel frm one lesson to another and the way u think u are juz 5 minutes away from ur class coz u stay on campus and always end up 10 minutes late... Uni life is pretty fun. REALLY!! U can pon tutorials without having to hear ur teachers' babblings. U can pon lectures without having to keep a lookout for Mr Tong, while he's on a lookout for u. And the fun part? Do whatever you like! There ain't no Mr Ang no more!!

Being the smartass I am, despite the already hard to cope studies, I joined 3 CCAs. Smartass rite? I think so too. I didn't join any sports or performing arts that can literally murder u with their training schedule, but still.... 3 CCAs!

I joined Society of Mechanical Engineering. We organize activities for Mech Engin students. I joined Rotaract Club. Something like Leo Club. And thirdly, I joined Intellectual Games Club (IGC). We play 'intellectual games' like i.chess, c.chess, reversi and weiqi. Is IGC fun? If I say it is, it is a totally different sort of fun. While other clubs are having a hell of a time making all sorts of noises, step into Multi-Purpose Hall 4 on Tuesday evenings and u'll find urself in a totally different world. An eerie one. Very eerily quiet. There inside the hall u can see us, the intellects, so engrossed with the black and white pieces that we probably won't notice u coming in. Once a while, u can see a flock of them around a table. All eyes fixed on the same board. Quiet. And God knows what were going through their minds. And there u are, the kind of FUN not everyone can appreciate. And we're not alone. In the very same hall is the Bridge Club. Another bunch of intellects. Enough said.

Anw, I'm gonna quit IGC. Why? Coz its trainings are from 6.30pm to 10.00pm!! Cannot lar. For that amount of time, I can finish 1 or 2 tutorials with a few episodes of anime as topping. That's all frm me for now. Ain't no mood to crap more with those work waiting for me.

Ta Ta!

Back in JB

Hey Hey Hey!!! I'm back in JB! YAHOO!!

You know what this means? This means that I don't have to do laundry this week! YAHOO!!

My first meal in JB was dinner at macs. When I was ordering macs, my eyes opened big big. Look at the prices! I was surprised I didn't realised it until now. Numerically, prices in Malaysia are almost twice of that in Singapore. Fair? No way! Yea yea, I know that after u convert, Singapore's burgers are still more ex. But hey, for every job we have in Malaysia, the salary offered in Singapore is way higher! Numerically as well! I'm not trying to stress that Singaporeans are richer (althought they really are). The point is that Singaporeans earn more and spend less. No fair!!

And I got one more problem. How come McChicken is more ex than Fillet-O-Fish? At least that's how it was last night. Doesn't make sense!

Btw, when I was savouring my Fillet-O-Fish I could hear plenty of cheers outside macs. MAN UTD VS MAN CITY!!! Wonderful game... from a red devils' fan's point of view. Hehe~

Back at home, everything is good. There are air-cond bedroom, air-cond studyroom, air-cond dunno-what-room and air-cond toilet (if i open the toilet door). Oh man, I miss air-cond!! But the internet...

SUCKS!

Oh well, it wouldn't be Malaysia if it doesn't. Ok, don't blame Malaysia. I'm using some freakin' piggy slow Celcom 3GConnect instead of Streamyx or p1max. My bad... probably...

But still, the most importantly important thing is that I don't have to do laundry this week! YAHOO!!

ta ta!

Oh btw...

Oh btw, that lame joke in my previous post was from my sis... Yes, it's in the blood...

Oh btw, I met Wilson, Zie Wearn's friend. Then, a marvelously marvelous plan struck my mind. The plan goes like this: First, I be buddy buddy with Wilson... then... I KOREK OUT ALL ZIE WEARN'S DIRTY SECRETS!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! So u guys can expect some juicy posts in near future XD

Oh btw, Zie Wearn got dirty secrets meh? Very hard to imagine leh... rite? Oh well, I guess this is what makes the secrets worth koreking... XD

Oh btw, I remember that time when Zie, KJ and SK came to PGP, there was this question, "Do you think Zie Wearn is a good boy?" The TJ peeps answered, "Yes (even kj!)" But the Malaccan friends said, "No..." So there are something to korek... Yesh!!

Oh btw, Zie Wearn, I'm just joking la...... am I?

Oh btw...
Among the 12 zodiac animals in the chinese calendar, which two animals look like rooster the most? (aside from rooster la of course...) And why?

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......this is actually guessable.......
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Answer:
Mouse & Horse. Why? Coz of digital camera lor... 数码相机... (highlight...)

har...har...har...

ta ta!

Ta Da!

Hey hey evrybuddy!!! I'm back! The King is back! YAY!!! Phew... I've been away for so long. Sorry guys! I was very busy with the process of setting up a Genovian Embassy in Singapore. Haiz... Doing stuff with Singapore garment is so leceh... Procedure here, application there, payment here, agreement there... But I, as a responsible King, had to do it for the sake of the Genovians' welfare in Singapore. I hope you guys understand.

Anyway, thanks a lot to those who still visited my blog even when the owner did not. I appreciate all your reminders to update! update! update! =) I can see that some even resort to provoking me back to life, by demoting me to the Uncle of Genovia (no thanks to that though... haha).

Oh dear bloggie bloggie... How are u? Oh bloggie, u miss me? I missed u too....

Maybe u guys have a right to know why I was away for so long. Besides being busy with setting up an embassy here in Singapore, I simply had no mood to blog. I don't know why. Maybe coz my room is juz so freaking hot! Coz of that blardy retarded dumbass fan can only produce no more than sound! U go ask whoever went to my room before! =.=

Anyway, there's nothing much to update for now. But I want to complain about something. King nowadays gets very little respect. And when I say very little, I mean VERY VERY LITTLE!! Sometimes can make my blood boil...

Oh btw, I got one question to ask u guys:
Who is Transformer's sister?
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please at least make one guess...
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Answer: Transistor (highlight to see)

har...har...har...

ta ta!

中国话

I love this song!



I like the randomness of the tongue-twister parts... Are those tongue-twisters? Well, they're tongue-twisting enough for me...

Plus, I am so very kind to provide the 'pinyin' version of the lyrics, which is of course a must-have for those bananas, who, like me, can probably read no more than a few of those chinese-born hieroglyphic characters...

扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban den shang
扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang

倫敦瑪莉蓮 買了件旗袍送媽媽
Lun dun ma li lian Mai le jian qi pao song ma ma
莫斯科的夫司基 愛上牛肉麵疙瘩
Mo si ke de fu si ji Ai shang niu rou mian ge da
各種顏色的皮膚
Ge zhong yan se de pi fu
各種顏色的頭髮
Ge zhong yan se de tou fa
嘴裡念的說的開始流行中國話
Zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法
Duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa
這幾年換他們卷著舌頭學平上去入的變化
Zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang qu ru de bian hua
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
Ping ping ze ze ping ping ze (ze ze ping ping ze ze ping)
好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話
Hao cong ming de zhong guo ren Hao you mei de zhong guo hua

扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang
板凳不讓扁擔綁在板凳上
Ban deng bu rang bian dan bang zai ban deng shang
扁擔偏要綁在板凳上
Bian dan pian yao bang zai ban den shang
板凳偏偏不讓扁擔綁在那板凳上
Ban deng pian pian bu rang bian dan bang zai na ban deng shang
到底扁擔寬還是板凳長
Dao di bian dan kuan hai shi ban deng chang

哥哥弟弟坡前坐
Ge ge di di puo qian zuo
坡上臥著一隻鵝
Po shang wo zhe yi zhi e
坡下流著一條河
Po xia liu zhe yi tiao he
哥哥說 寬寬的河
Ge ge shuo Kuan kuan de he
弟弟說 白白的鵝
Di di shuo Bai bai de e
鵝要過河 河要渡鵝
E yao guo he He yao du e
不知是那鵝過河 還是河渡鵝
Bu zhi dao na e guo he hai shi he du e

Chorus:
全世界都在學中國話
Quan shi jie dou zai xue zhong guo hua
孔夫子的話 越來越國際化
Kong fu zi de hua Yue lai yue guo ji hua
全世界都在講中國話
Quan shi jie dou zai jiang zhong guo hua
我們說的話 讓世界都認真聽話
Wo men shuo de hua rang shi jie dou ren zhen ting hua

紐約蘇珊娜
Niu yue su shan na
開了間禪風Lounge Bar
Kai le jian chan feng Lounge Bar
柏林來的沃夫岡
Bo lin lai de wo fu gang
拿胡琴配著電吉他
Na hu qin pei zhe dian ji ta
各種顏色的皮膚
Ge zhong yan se de pi fu
各種顏色的頭髮
Ge zhong yan se de tou fa
嘴裡念的說的開始流行中國話
Zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法
Duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa
這幾年換他們卷著舌頭學平上去入的變化
Zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang qu ru de bian hua
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
Ping ping ze ze ping ping ze (ze ze ping ping ze ze ping)
好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話
Hao cong ming de zhong guo ren Hao you mei de zhong guo hua

有個小孩叫小杜
You ge xiao hai jiao Xiao Du
上街打醋又買布
Shang jie da cu you mai bu
買了布 打了醋
Mai le bu Da le cu
回頭看見鷹抓兔
Hui tou kan jian ying zhua tu
放下布 擱下醋
Fang xia bu Ge xia cu
上前去追鷹和兔
Shang qian qu zhui ying han tu
飛了鷹 跑了兔
Fei le ying Pao le tu
灑了醋 濕了布
Sa le cu Shi le bu

嘴說腿 腿說嘴
Zui shuo tui Tui shuo zui
嘴說腿 愛跑腿
Zui shuo tui Ai pao tui
腿說嘴 愛賣嘴
Tui zhuo zui Ai mai zui
光動嘴 不動腿
Guang dong zui Bu dong tui
光動腿 不動嘴
Guang dong tui Bu dong zui
不如不長腿和嘴
Bu ru bu zhang tui huo zui
到底是那嘴說腿
Dao di shi na zui shuo tui
還是腿說嘴
Hai shi tui shuo zui...

~whoaaa.... now only i realise the lyrics is so long. And all the words are 'fan ti' version... =.=

Songs for Blog

I'm bored. I feel like blogging. But I'm lazy. I don't feel like blogging.

Hence, I, hereby, present you some of the King of Genovia's chart-toppers!
*clap clap clap*



Finally, a non-taylor-swift song that manages to get stuck in my head like super elephant glue...




ta ta!