This Hol...

Sleeping for 12 straight hours is an incredible feat. It sounds way easier said than done. At least that's how it was in Singapore. Back at home, 12 hours' sleep is like a daily affair. Seriously, air-cond is one of mankind's greatest breakthrough. It's like a sleeping-made-easy device. Beautiful. Sleeping at 12 (coz my dad makes me) and waking up at 12 everyday is me.

Oh well... that's about the update i've got. This holiday wasn't much for me. My mom was not feeling too good, had to go for op and felt even worse after the op. So, being a good and filial and baik punya son (u know me), I've spent most of this hol at home, taking care of my mom. The worst part is... alas... I still have to do my laundry T.T .... Oh and the worster part, I'm also doing my dad's laundry... And the worstest part, I have to iron clothes!! Nightmare! Since when Ng Liang Hung can iron clothes, huh??!!

Ok... ta ta!

Post-Exam

First of all, I'm back at home! Yay! Second of all... erm... can't think of a second-of-all. So, technically, there shouldn't be a first-of-all in the first place. So, lets restart...

I'm back at home! Yay! (lame...)

Anyway, just fyi, my exams finished last Wednesday, which means that I have successfully slacked through one whole week while many of my friends still have a paper today. Muahahaha!

The first thing after the exam was 2012. A superb movie, I'd say. But a horribly horrible theatre. One thing to note, people. The next time you go to GV at Marina Square to catch a movie, hardwire this procedure into your brain. Ask which room your movie is in before you hand your cash to that guy sitting behind the counter. If it's Room 4, change movie or change time. Unless you want a super small screen, a super far away seat from the screen and a super lousy view when a super tall guy sits infront of you. Anyway, 2012 was great.

The next day, we DOTA-ed. I promised my friend that I will become a DOTA pro after exams and pawn them like mad. Do you know how it feels like when you've made such an egoistic promise and what happened was the other way round??? Totally sucks. That night, after dinner, we DOTA-ed until 7 in the morning. More than enough time for me to realise where I'm standing.

Slept a bit, woke up like a zombie and decided to go kai kai at Suntec+Marina. On the way to the bus stop, Tay and I were taking this lift near the central library. The one with only 1st floor and 4th floor to choose from. Then, in the lift, I decided to tell him how I got stuck in the lift before when Yao Long decided to force open the lift door halfway up...
"You know I got stuck in the lift before? My friend went to open the door halfway..."
Before I could complete my sentence, I saw Tay in front of the door and before I could move a muscle... TaDa!! Lift door opened! Lift stuck! And we were like on the 2.5th floor or something?? Blardy smartass... Luckily for us, the lift later started descending slowly. We daren't look behind when we left. Lets just hope no one got stuck in there...

On Monday, family came to fetch me home. As usual, my mom refolded all my clothes again. My hardwork! But she said they looked like xian cai... =.= Anw, we then went to buy my sis's new phone. My mom asked me if I want a new one. But for saving money's sake, I pretended to put up a strong front and said no. But now, whenever I look at my sis's new phone, I feel like... DAMMIT! I WANT ONE!!! T.T

Guess that's all for now. Ta Ta!

Stress...

Two more weeks to the finals...

But I'm not a single bit worried about it. In fact, I'm rather worried about the fact that I'm not worried about the finals. To make it worse, I'm getting really worried about the fact that I'm worried about the fact that I'm not worried about the finals and I'm not doing anything about it.

Haiz... That's about it. Btw, if the previous paragraph sounded like maths to u, u are a freakin' maths freak.

ta ta!

Hey Ya!!!

Hey Ya!!! Finally your beloved King of Genovia is tapping away on his keyboard again! But seriously, what Shuming said about uni life being bloody hectic is so bloodily true. At least, that's how it is for Singapore. Like duh... =.= Expect a little slowdown in my blogging frequency...

But hey! Uni life is fun. Besides the troublesome lab works, the leap of difficulty from lecture notes to tutorials, the lack of enzymes to digest the chiminology during lectures, the blardy long distance u have to travel frm one lesson to another and the way u think u are juz 5 minutes away from ur class coz u stay on campus and always end up 10 minutes late... Uni life is pretty fun. REALLY!! U can pon tutorials without having to hear ur teachers' babblings. U can pon lectures without having to keep a lookout for Mr Tong, while he's on a lookout for u. And the fun part? Do whatever you like! There ain't no Mr Ang no more!!

Being the smartass I am, despite the already hard to cope studies, I joined 3 CCAs. Smartass rite? I think so too. I didn't join any sports or performing arts that can literally murder u with their training schedule, but still.... 3 CCAs!

I joined Society of Mechanical Engineering. We organize activities for Mech Engin students. I joined Rotaract Club. Something like Leo Club. And thirdly, I joined Intellectual Games Club (IGC). We play 'intellectual games' like i.chess, c.chess, reversi and weiqi. Is IGC fun? If I say it is, it is a totally different sort of fun. While other clubs are having a hell of a time making all sorts of noises, step into Multi-Purpose Hall 4 on Tuesday evenings and u'll find urself in a totally different world. An eerie one. Very eerily quiet. There inside the hall u can see us, the intellects, so engrossed with the black and white pieces that we probably won't notice u coming in. Once a while, u can see a flock of them around a table. All eyes fixed on the same board. Quiet. And God knows what were going through their minds. And there u are, the kind of FUN not everyone can appreciate. And we're not alone. In the very same hall is the Bridge Club. Another bunch of intellects. Enough said.

Anw, I'm gonna quit IGC. Why? Coz its trainings are from 6.30pm to 10.00pm!! Cannot lar. For that amount of time, I can finish 1 or 2 tutorials with a few episodes of anime as topping. That's all frm me for now. Ain't no mood to crap more with those work waiting for me.

Ta Ta!

Back in JB

Hey Hey Hey!!! I'm back in JB! YAHOO!!

You know what this means? This means that I don't have to do laundry this week! YAHOO!!

My first meal in JB was dinner at macs. When I was ordering macs, my eyes opened big big. Look at the prices! I was surprised I didn't realised it until now. Numerically, prices in Malaysia are almost twice of that in Singapore. Fair? No way! Yea yea, I know that after u convert, Singapore's burgers are still more ex. But hey, for every job we have in Malaysia, the salary offered in Singapore is way higher! Numerically as well! I'm not trying to stress that Singaporeans are richer (althought they really are). The point is that Singaporeans earn more and spend less. No fair!!

And I got one more problem. How come McChicken is more ex than Fillet-O-Fish? At least that's how it was last night. Doesn't make sense!

Btw, when I was savouring my Fillet-O-Fish I could hear plenty of cheers outside macs. MAN UTD VS MAN CITY!!! Wonderful game... from a red devils' fan's point of view. Hehe~

Back at home, everything is good. There are air-cond bedroom, air-cond studyroom, air-cond dunno-what-room and air-cond toilet (if i open the toilet door). Oh man, I miss air-cond!! But the internet...

SUCKS!

Oh well, it wouldn't be Malaysia if it doesn't. Ok, don't blame Malaysia. I'm using some freakin' piggy slow Celcom 3GConnect instead of Streamyx or p1max. My bad... probably...

But still, the most importantly important thing is that I don't have to do laundry this week! YAHOO!!

ta ta!

Oh btw...

Oh btw, that lame joke in my previous post was from my sis... Yes, it's in the blood...

Oh btw, I met Wilson, Zie Wearn's friend. Then, a marvelously marvelous plan struck my mind. The plan goes like this: First, I be buddy buddy with Wilson... then... I KOREK OUT ALL ZIE WEARN'S DIRTY SECRETS!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! So u guys can expect some juicy posts in near future XD

Oh btw, Zie Wearn got dirty secrets meh? Very hard to imagine leh... rite? Oh well, I guess this is what makes the secrets worth koreking... XD

Oh btw, I remember that time when Zie, KJ and SK came to PGP, there was this question, "Do you think Zie Wearn is a good boy?" The TJ peeps answered, "Yes (even kj!)" But the Malaccan friends said, "No..." So there are something to korek... Yesh!!

Oh btw, Zie Wearn, I'm just joking la...... am I?

Oh btw...
Among the 12 zodiac animals in the chinese calendar, which two animals look like rooster the most? (aside from rooster la of course...) And why?

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......this is actually guessable.......
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Answer:
Mouse & Horse. Why? Coz of digital camera lor... 数码相机... (highlight...)

har...har...har...

ta ta!

Ta Da!

Hey hey evrybuddy!!! I'm back! The King is back! YAY!!! Phew... I've been away for so long. Sorry guys! I was very busy with the process of setting up a Genovian Embassy in Singapore. Haiz... Doing stuff with Singapore garment is so leceh... Procedure here, application there, payment here, agreement there... But I, as a responsible King, had to do it for the sake of the Genovians' welfare in Singapore. I hope you guys understand.

Anyway, thanks a lot to those who still visited my blog even when the owner did not. I appreciate all your reminders to update! update! update! =) I can see that some even resort to provoking me back to life, by demoting me to the Uncle of Genovia (no thanks to that though... haha).

Oh dear bloggie bloggie... How are u? Oh bloggie, u miss me? I missed u too....

Maybe u guys have a right to know why I was away for so long. Besides being busy with setting up an embassy here in Singapore, I simply had no mood to blog. I don't know why. Maybe coz my room is juz so freaking hot! Coz of that blardy retarded dumbass fan can only produce no more than sound! U go ask whoever went to my room before! =.=

Anyway, there's nothing much to update for now. But I want to complain about something. King nowadays gets very little respect. And when I say very little, I mean VERY VERY LITTLE!! Sometimes can make my blood boil...

Oh btw, I got one question to ask u guys:
Who is Transformer's sister?
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please at least make one guess...
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Answer: Transistor (highlight to see)

har...har...har...

ta ta!

中国话

I love this song!



I like the randomness of the tongue-twister parts... Are those tongue-twisters? Well, they're tongue-twisting enough for me...

Plus, I am so very kind to provide the 'pinyin' version of the lyrics, which is of course a must-have for those bananas, who, like me, can probably read no more than a few of those chinese-born hieroglyphic characters...

扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban den shang
扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang

倫敦瑪莉蓮 買了件旗袍送媽媽
Lun dun ma li lian Mai le jian qi pao song ma ma
莫斯科的夫司基 愛上牛肉麵疙瘩
Mo si ke de fu si ji Ai shang niu rou mian ge da
各種顏色的皮膚
Ge zhong yan se de pi fu
各種顏色的頭髮
Ge zhong yan se de tou fa
嘴裡念的說的開始流行中國話
Zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法
Duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa
這幾年換他們卷著舌頭學平上去入的變化
Zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang qu ru de bian hua
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
Ping ping ze ze ping ping ze (ze ze ping ping ze ze ping)
好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話
Hao cong ming de zhong guo ren Hao you mei de zhong guo hua

扁擔寬 板凳長
Bian dan kuan Ban deng chang
扁擔想綁在板凳上
Bian dan xiang bang zai ban deng shang
板凳不讓扁擔綁在板凳上
Ban deng bu rang bian dan bang zai ban deng shang
扁擔偏要綁在板凳上
Bian dan pian yao bang zai ban den shang
板凳偏偏不讓扁擔綁在那板凳上
Ban deng pian pian bu rang bian dan bang zai na ban deng shang
到底扁擔寬還是板凳長
Dao di bian dan kuan hai shi ban deng chang

哥哥弟弟坡前坐
Ge ge di di puo qian zuo
坡上臥著一隻鵝
Po shang wo zhe yi zhi e
坡下流著一條河
Po xia liu zhe yi tiao he
哥哥說 寬寬的河
Ge ge shuo Kuan kuan de he
弟弟說 白白的鵝
Di di shuo Bai bai de e
鵝要過河 河要渡鵝
E yao guo he He yao du e
不知是那鵝過河 還是河渡鵝
Bu zhi dao na e guo he hai shi he du e

Chorus:
全世界都在學中國話
Quan shi jie dou zai xue zhong guo hua
孔夫子的話 越來越國際化
Kong fu zi de hua Yue lai yue guo ji hua
全世界都在講中國話
Quan shi jie dou zai jiang zhong guo hua
我們說的話 讓世界都認真聽話
Wo men shuo de hua rang shi jie dou ren zhen ting hua

紐約蘇珊娜
Niu yue su shan na
開了間禪風Lounge Bar
Kai le jian chan feng Lounge Bar
柏林來的沃夫岡
Bo lin lai de wo fu gang
拿胡琴配著電吉他
Na hu qin pei zhe dian ji ta
各種顏色的皮膚
Ge zhong yan se de pi fu
各種顏色的頭髮
Ge zhong yan se de tou fa
嘴裡念的說的開始流行中國話
Zui li nian de shuo de kai shi liu xing zhong guo hua

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法
Duo shao nian wo men ku lian ying wen fa yin he wen fa
這幾年換他們卷著舌頭學平上去入的變化
Zhe ji nian huan ta men juan zhe she tou xue ping shang qu ru de bian hua
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
Ping ping ze ze ping ping ze (ze ze ping ping ze ze ping)
好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話
Hao cong ming de zhong guo ren Hao you mei de zhong guo hua

有個小孩叫小杜
You ge xiao hai jiao Xiao Du
上街打醋又買布
Shang jie da cu you mai bu
買了布 打了醋
Mai le bu Da le cu
回頭看見鷹抓兔
Hui tou kan jian ying zhua tu
放下布 擱下醋
Fang xia bu Ge xia cu
上前去追鷹和兔
Shang qian qu zhui ying han tu
飛了鷹 跑了兔
Fei le ying Pao le tu
灑了醋 濕了布
Sa le cu Shi le bu

嘴說腿 腿說嘴
Zui shuo tui Tui shuo zui
嘴說腿 愛跑腿
Zui shuo tui Ai pao tui
腿說嘴 愛賣嘴
Tui zhuo zui Ai mai zui
光動嘴 不動腿
Guang dong zui Bu dong tui
光動腿 不動嘴
Guang dong tui Bu dong zui
不如不長腿和嘴
Bu ru bu zhang tui huo zui
到底是那嘴說腿
Dao di shi na zui shuo tui
還是腿說嘴
Hai shi tui shuo zui...

~whoaaa.... now only i realise the lyrics is so long. And all the words are 'fan ti' version... =.=

Songs for Blog

I'm bored. I feel like blogging. But I'm lazy. I don't feel like blogging.

Hence, I, hereby, present you some of the King of Genovia's chart-toppers!
*clap clap clap*



Finally, a non-taylor-swift song that manages to get stuck in my head like super elephant glue...




ta ta!

My Music

I've seen some of you blog plenty of songs. (esp. zie, shum & tiana :p)

Then, I realized... my taste for music is kind of different...

Not that I don't like those songs you've blogged. In fact, I love them. I like a lot of songs. But the songs I like the most don't seem to do very well in some people's list-of-good-songs.

Therefore, I, hereby, present you some of Liang Hung the Great's chart-toppers!
*clap clap clap*


This is Sum 41. I'm not sure if you like it but I know my ex-rommate, yao long, hates it. He's heard enough of Sum 41 from me for 2 years. Haha!


So hard to find a clear version of this video. So, you guys better like it!


This taylor swift song has been stucked in my head for a few weeks now. Then again, most of taylor swift's songs are very-easy-get-stucked-in-your-head-songs... don't you think?


ta ta!

Chicken a la Carte by Ferdinand Dimadura

Spare a little time to watch this video if you haven't watch it before and if you're kind of free.

An eye-opener.

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

Goodbye, Holiday Job

I woke up this morning and a wonderful scent caught my nose: freedom. Yup, the paycheck I have received yesterday officially marked the full stop for my holiday job. This coming Monday, there won't be waking up before my eyes tell me to. Plus, there'll be my beloved potato chips if my tummy starts making noises before lunch time. And of course there'll be my cosy bed welcoming me for a nap anytime my eyelids decide that they need some rest. While the rest of you have no choice but to ignore your poor rumbling tummies, stick your asses to those office chairs and glue your eyes to the computers for eight miserable hours. MUAHAHA!!!

Now, I've only got one problem to solve and I can dedicate all my time and energy to solve this problem. But I know it's not going to be easy. So, perhaps you guys might want to help?

The problem is: What to do with my time? =.=

Really, I hope you guys can give me some suggestions. I've done surfing internet and watching movies. I'm sick of computer games and even sicker of television. I've asked my friend out to play badminton, got myself badly thrashed and now my right arm is hurting like mad. I've Chesscubed and my first game was the only time my rating hit >1500. What else can I do?


Oh, almost forget, here are some photos with my friends at work...
(Warning! I look stupid in some photos!)

This is Yann Shiang. She's like my teacher there. I've learnt 90% from what I know from her. Oh, and she talks real loud! So, we won't know when she's really scolding someone. Haha! Anw, she rarely scolds.

This is Vinson. The audit guy. What's the difference between an accounting guy and an audit guy? To put it briefly, the accounting guy, like me, does the shit while the audit guy checks the shit. First, his name is weird. I mean which Vincent has his name spelled V-I-N-S-O-N? Haha! He also ponteng-ed work for like one month to study for his ACCA!

This is Patrick. Also an audit guy. An Indian who knows how to speak Mandarin better than his own mother tongue! If you don't believe that he's a gay, take a look at the photo and you'll think again. Haha!

This is Gui Chuan. He's the account guy. Like me. He came into the office only two weeks later than me. He keeps complaining work is very "sien". Actually Vinson and Patrick do, too but the audit people do their work in a different room so I hear the most from Gui Chuan. Oh, by the way, you guys should check out his Myvi! Cool man! This guy loves his car... and his girlfriend... and his family... and his car...

This is Yee Pei. Not much to say about her coz she's quiet. She's quite blur blur one but she's always very punctual when it's time to go home!

This is Heck Hui. Accounts guy. A 2-week-old newbie at the office. Hopefully he'll be a good replacement for me. Haha!

This is Michelle. Audit girl. Also a 2-week-old newbie. I didn't have much chance to talk with both the newbies.

This is Elise. Quitted 2 months earlier than me =.= She was very talkative and when she's gone, a very quiet girl took her place (next to mine). So sien... Still, she comes back once a while to join us for lunch. Plus, she's erm... not very well blessed vertically. I can literally not see her if I look straight while she stands right in front of me. Haha!

And there's Lily. She refused to take photo with me. Don't know why (but you can catch a glimpse of her in the following pic). She's the eldest among us and the only one who speaks English. So, she's like my English language buffer kind of thing. She makes sure I don't lose my English while I babble away in Chinese everyday in the office.
This is how my office looks like. The second floor of a shophouse. Of course this is not the whole thing la. I just want to show you the place where I used to sit (red arrow).

And below is me sitting on my boss' chair.
My heart was thumping like mad when I took this photo. I'm like the only one brave enough to go sit on my boss' chair while he, his wife and his daughter were having lunch at the pantry. Haha! And that stupid Vinson (he snapped this photo) kept "aiyah, wrong button" or "aiyah, blur la" while snapping this photo. And the boss was like just a few steps away! It felt like Fear Factor k...

This is us after we had our kimchi steamboat at a Korean restaurant! Yummy! This restaurant is one of our almost weekly lunch venue. But still, my favourite weekly lunch venue is McDonald's!

Phew... Now I can understand why other people keep complaining about how troublesome it is to upload photos onto blogger... especially when you have a lousy connection. Truly a pain in the ass! But sometimes it's worth it. I don't think I have the stamina to upload anymore photos. Maybe I'll do it on facebook some other time.

I'm going to miss all my colleagues...

Hey, please suggest something for me to kill my free time ar.

Ta Ta!

Medical Check-Up

Today, they poked that freakin needle into my arm and suck my blood out.

OUCH!!!



~I'm still allergic to pain...~


The piggy flu disease seems to be getting really serious in Singapore. At least that's what we see on news. In the public, I really don't see a single person wearing mask. Not a single one on the crowded bus or in the crowded MRT. No one sneezed or sniffed. No one dared to.

I arrived at the University Health Centre at about 9.30 am. One whole damn hour ahead of my actual appointment time. Heck care. I went in and there was this lady, a nurse, behind the table asking me:
Do you have a fever?
No.
Have you travelled to countries infected with Influenza A H1N1 for the past *don't know* how many days?
Nope. (like any country isn't...)
Have you come into close contact with anyone diagnosed with A H1N1 flu?
Oh, you mean the swine flu?
Yes.
No.
Good.

Then, I went to the registration counter. It seemed like they didn't really care what time my appointment was. Paid S$45 and I became the first 10.30 am person to register. More like a first-come-frst-served basis.

Anw, the first was the eye-test, which I find pretty pointless. Please lar, we were all lined up just beside the eye-test station waiting and you can like memorize the thing before u go for your test because the nurse asked everyone to read exactly the same thing!

Next was the blood test... Shit man. You know those times when the nurse can't seem to locate your vein successfully? For the first time I've experienced it today =.= She poked that freakin needle in, then she stared... I stared... nothing come out. Then she said something like, "Haiz, sometimes its hidden... very hard to find." I almost said "WTF!!!" Then, instead of pulling out that needle and poke again, she let the needle remain poked and started moving the needle around under my skin and muttered to herself, "Where is it... Where is it..."

"Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!" Of course I didn't say that out but if I say it's not painful, it's a lie. I'm not sure how long she took to find my bloodstream but it sure felt very long. Finally, I saw my blood squirting out into the tube. She didn't use syringe to do it. She asked me to squeeze on some sponge thingy and let my blood flow out by itself, very much like when you're donating blood... I think... (I've never donated blood before Xl)

Anw, after that, I had my blood pressure measured and then, the urine test. The usual. The nurse gave me a small plastic cup... go toilet pee... then give them my pee. I was wondering if I should give them one whole cup (no harm giving extra!) but I settled with half a cup... (why am I even blogging such details??? =.=lll) Following that was the X-ray. Whenever the nurse called a girl, the nurse will say, "Please remove your shirt and bra." Then the girl will like stun there. Then the nurse will smile back and say, "You can do it there." while pointing to a room. It happened a few times. Don't know why the nurse seemed to enjoy it.

The last part was seeing a doctor. The doctor took out his stethoscope (correct spelling?) then asked me to breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out... while he listened to God knows what he's listening. When he's done...

"Doctor, where do I go next?"
"Go home."
"Oh, all right. Thank you."
"Bye bye."

End of story. It took about one hour for eveything, so I finished at the time when I was supposed to start. Haha!

ta ta!

Medical Check-Up

Tomorrow, they're going to poke that freakin needle into my arm and suck my blood out.

OUCH!!!



~I'm allergic to pain...~

遇见

Since everyone is blogging song... this is one of my favourites.

I'm sure all of you have heard this before... a long long time ago.







我遇见你是最美丽的意外...

It Happened AGAIN!!!

Damn! The actual final day of my employment (which is supposed to be today) has been postponed! AGAIN!!! I'm really really pissed this time. Shit man! Previously, when I'm all prepared to bid farewell to all my colleagues, he asked me to stay a couple more days. A couple more days later, it happened again.

When I passed my boss the file of another compnay, which I rushed like mad for him (i made my dad wait for like an hour yesterday coz i was rushing this thing), which must have been done previously by a total moron who knows nuts about accounting, which made rushing very very hard...

My Boss: Eh Liang Hung, can u come back to work a couple more days ar?

Me: *stone*

My Boss: I haven't found a replacement for you. Can you please come back and help me finish some miscellaneous work?

Me: Like that ar...

My Boss: *take out calendar* When next week can you come back?

Me: Next week ar... Very hard le... Wednesday I got medical check-up.

My Boss: Like that ar. Monday and Tuesday can?

Me: Cannot lar. I need to rest ahead of my medical check-up.

My Boss: Thursday?

Me: I got appointment with my friends on Thursday le. (this time, the appointment is a total lie)

My Boss: Like that Tuesday and Friday can? You'll have Saturday, Sunday and Monday to rest.

Me: Like that la... I'll come on next Thursday and Friday. But Thursday I can only come half day.

My Boss: Like that ah. Ok.



You know how I'm feeling now? Fucked up. Totally fucked up! (Pardon the F-word. I'm a good boy who rarely uses F-word but i feel like it now >.<)

Anw, I shan't go on ranting words of fury. With my pissed off mood, I've got only pissed stuff to say. *pisssssssssssssssed.......* Hopefully my boss doesn't see this. Haha! Oh, and hopefully Emily (his daughter) doesn't make her way to my blog as well!

Come to think of it, my boss didn't do anything wrong also... Ok maybe always telling me last minute that he wants me to work some more isn't so good coz I'm all prepared to leave and say goodbye. Haiz... Anw, let's hope I enjoy the little holiday I have now. Haha!



I figure that some of you may have your eyebrows raised when I mentioned Emily (his daughter)... *you know what I mean* Well, here's a little depressant for your raised eyebrows. Emily is married and has two daughters. LOL!!!

ta ta!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WOW!!!

Missing this movie is a sin!

Last Day...s

Yay! Today is my last day working! That means I'll wake up an unemployed man tomorrow morning! HAPPY!!!!!! Bye bye files! Bye bye calculator! Bye bye computer! Bye bye photocopy machine! Bye bye vouchers and journals! Bye bye numbers!

Well, at least that's how it was five hours ago. I thought I would enjoy the final two hours, which were supposed to be my last two employed hours. But when I took the file of the company that I've just completed (finally! took me more than a week!) into his office...

My Boss : Eh Liang Hung, so you work until when? End of this week?

Me : What?! NOT TODAY MEH?

My Boss : Oh today ah? Eh, you can come back a few more days or not? Still got a bit of work help me clear le...

Me : Huh... When?

My Boss : Work until end of this week la.

Me: Ok lor. But tomorrow I not free.

My Boss : Why? Going Singapore ah? (I've been using 'going to Singapore to do school stuff' for a few of my leaves already. haha!)

Me : No la. I got appointment already. (Of course I conveniently left out the fact that the appointment is watching Transformers)

My Boss : Ok.



Damn sad right!!! Haiz... I guess I can take two more days la. But of course that means I'll be giving up 48 hours of relaxness... Man, I shouldn't be so mean. I'm actually very grateful that my boss was actually willing to hire a noob like me to do accounts. I've learnt a lot and made a lot serious mistakes too! Hehe! But I really need my rest and recuperation (=sleep) before my medical exam for the uni entry (medical exam sounds like the exam taken by meds students. haha!). And talking about that medical check-up, that pig flu seems to be getting real serious in Singapore. Even JB also got already! Shit!

Anw, for now, just look forward to the Autobots and Megan Fox tmr la! Haha!

Ta Ta!

Din

Hey u, the one readin'
Any idea how i'm a feelin'
With 'e hammerin', drillin', hackin'
That make my ear drums drummin'

If u're guessin', guess no more
It's a friggin' renovation right next door
Packaged with a hell of a bad ear sore
It ain't a thing i can juz ignore

Ya know they ain't juz whackin' bins
They're the worst racket in the makin'
They hammer like they're hackin'
They hack like they're hammerin'
My ears a poppin', my teddy ain't sleepin'

Oh heck, this stupid damn din
It's gotta be hell for our dear Chopin
N' ya know i ain't juz listenin'
I'm gonna give their asses some kickin'

I dunno why i'm doin' this rappin'
As i see 'em in the sun bakin'
But may the sun bake 'em into dead meat
N' u know i won't give a shit!


-Liang Hung the Great


*i think i listen to too much rap songs edi. haha!


Ta Ta!

Bored and Exhausted

It's when u're exhausted, u say u're tired
And when u're bored, u're tired of something
But when u're both bored and exhausted
You know u're doing nothing but working

For u see, even the tedious studying
Textbooks, gotta finish reading
Exams, gotta finish examining
And the uni probably marks the ending

But if u wanna finish working
There's the counting, typing and writing
Then there's the next workload that leaves u realising
That there'll never be a finishing

But after one month of shitty slugging
Comes the celebrated salary-giving
Just to be greeted by a meager paying
Is it even worth boring and exhausting?


-Liang Hung the Great


*This masterpiece is obviously inspired by working blues. Hehe...

Ta Ta!

Happily Never After

Recently, i've made a sad discovery. Two discoveries actually. One, i can't watch fairytale-like movies. Two, my life sux.


Ok not exactly fairytale movies in general. I'm referring to those very disney-like tales acted out by real life humans. Although i'm fully aware that probably 90% of those movies can be totally bullshit, they still never fail to make me feel that my life's a damn friggin sarky life.


The 2 movies that i've juz watched that make me blog about this are HSM2 and Princess Diaries 2. C'mon, i mean which school in this whole wide world would let all the students sing and dance their way out like a flock of sheep during summer hol? Like any student would even do that! But, despite the unpractical-ness, i still somehow felt it was so damn cool!


The Princess Diaries 2 one was even worse. After the movie, i told my mom i'm gonna be the King of Genovia (really!). As if my mom calling me 'siao!' wasn't enough, my sis later told me, "eh, kokor, u very stupid hor. there's no such place as Genovia."


I was like "what the heck!" I didn't want to believe my sis at first. I quickly went to wikipedia to search. True enough... Genovia, some stupid fictional country made up for the shitty Princess Diaries 2 movie, which was watched by an even shittier me. I FELT LIKE A PURE BRED DUMBASS! I can't believe that i actually believed that Genovia existed!!! *no face...* it's like i'm some 3-year-old kid ToT


Hey! I'm not suggesting that these fairytale movies aren't good. In fact, they are very good! I'll get so into the movie that i'd forget to eat the chips in my hand. But when the credits come out, and when i snapped back to reality, and when i look around... outside the window, i can see my dad's car waiting to fetch me to work tomorrow; on the table, i can see my handphone, which is going to wake me up at 6am tomorrow; and on the sofa sits the miserable me, who is going to slug to work tomorrow and slug thru the entire hol and probably the uni as well (hopefully not!). U know that kind of feeling? It feels like...



my life totally sux!



Yes, that's how it is. Those movies make me feel so envious about those characters (although they are so made-up). After each of the 2 movies, i would spend a long long time stoning on my bed... thinking what kind of sucky life i've gotten myself into...

Oh well, maybe i'm feeling this way coz my life now is really boredom-stricken. And its probably true my life really sux... hopefully for now only... Anyway, i went to watch Terminator: Salvation a few days ago. Then suddenly i felt much better already. My life isn't that sucky anymore! Haha! Coz the lives of those ppl in the movie were obviously suckier.

So a little advice for those boredom-struck ppl. Don't watch happily-ever-after movies. Hehe!

Ta Ta!

Ms Swan at ATM

To me, this is one of those videos-you-must-not-miss-this-lifetime. This is my No. 1 favourite video for 2 years running now. Haha!

Those who haven't watched this... please watch! please watch!

Those who've seen this, i bet you wont mind seeing it again. Haha!

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 2009

-No Comment-





yes, i'm a man utd fan...

I Saw Him

It was Sunday (3 days ago). After the movie, I went straight to the toilet. I needed the toilet very badly. I knew i should've used the toilet before the movie. But it didnt feel urgent then and i thought i could tahan. As a result i tahaned for like one whole blardy hour (abt half the movie). By the way, angels & demons was great.

After i was done pee-ing on the pot (u know the urinal thingy where guys can stand and pee) and turned around, i saw this guy. This guy was so damn familiar, it felt like deja vu.

Then memories of him rushed back at me like the water rushing down when you flush your toilet bowl. I wanted to call out to him but i forgot his name. Shit! Then i remembered... i didnt call him by his name before this... in fact, i hardly ever called him at all!

I wondered how he is he doing now. We were in the same secondary school. But i dont have any memories of him being in the same class with me before during those five years. But i met him really frequently in school (especially in the toilet. haha!).

After a while i snapped back to attention. I realised that i have been staring at him for like one minute now. He was staring back at me, rather confusingly. He must be thinking, "Why is this idiot staring at me like that?"

I felt like an idiot also... So i juz heck care and starting walking towards this guy. Then i realised.........




yup, it's a mirror.


ta ta!

The Great Yesterday

I havent talk about yesterday. So let's talk about yesterday. Coz yesterday was a great day. Coz yesterday was a working day and i wasnt at work! =D I was sick the night before and my mom told me not to go to work the next day. After a couple of Panadols that didnt seem to work and hours of struggle to get myself off to LaLa Land, i woke up yesterday morning feeling PERRRRRRRFECT! But still i took the 'medical leave'. Haha! Thats why yesterday was so great!

After breakfasting, i turned on TV and i was right on time for the American Idol Finale! Live from US! What can i say! The finale was so damn good! I mean they managed to get so many big names to perform. And Kris Allen and Adam Lambert was so damn good as well. The bikini girl part was very funny also. Haha! She so poor thing sia........... "liang hung, u so free ah? go help me clean the ceiling fans... oh ya, and 'sun pian' clean the lamps as well la," said my mom.
(imagine how i felt!)

I said 'ok'. The very very sien type of ok =.=lll And i thought it was gonna be a perfect relaxing day... Oh well, i blasted the blardy theatre system (everythin felt blardy to me that moment) and i started with the blardy fan right on top of me...

Ok back to the American Idol :) Adam Lambert is really great. He's like an all-rounder, he can sing many genre well, but he isnt the best in any of them. On the other hand Kris Allen doesnt go for the punk or metal or rock type, but his voice is really really great! (either way, i know i'll get both their albums when they're out!) Although i prefer Kris, i honestly think Lambert would have won if they have not branded Kris 'the underdog', which he obviously wasnt coz he went all the way to the finals!

Talk so much about yesterday, what about today? Nah today is juz the usual THANK-GOD-IT'S-FRIDAY-5.30pm day... and i forgot to eat the bread that i brought to work today =.=

Haha! See ya!

Decided!

It's decided! I have decided! I'm going to announce where my future lies! A life-changing decision... so u better listen properly! (read actually...)


Alrite... Here goes...


MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF SINGAPORE


KEJURUTERAAN MEKANIKAL
UNIVERSITI KEBANGSAAN SINGAPURA
(malay version... and i'm really sorry if i got the uni name wrong XD)


Yup, that's what and where i'll be studying soon. All those going to or are already at NUS, see ya! =)
But... (there's always a 'but') But the hostel fee at NUS very ekspensif =( I have no idea why the asean scholarship dont wanna cover the friggin hostel fees! Those going NTU will have to pay so much less. So unfair! From what i've heard, the fees at NUS can reach up to $400/mth!!! While at NTU, a room with air-cond is only abt $200/mth. Take the allowance minus the hostel fee ........ *doing the math* .......... its even less than what we get in JC!!! ToT

If my hostel fee is really a full-blown $400, i'll get less than a hundred bucks to spend *sigh*

Oh well, at least i get a scholarship *grateful* =) going NUS better be good! Me cant wait to go! This hol is way too long... I'm already in the going-to-school mood already (but that doesnt mean i'm in the studyin-and-doin-homework-mood ;))

For now, i've got my work to tackle... those complicated accounts(more of troublesome than complicated actually...). Missing my friends in singapore a lot! Hope to see them real soon! See ya! =D

from Monday to Swine Flu

It's monday. 4 more tormenting days to go... ARGH!!! And today i was especially tired at work, dunno why! I've got so much to say abt my work but i'm not suppose to reveal much of it. Coz i'm doing accounts =.=lll

Nothing sounds right on a monday! First my boss told me he want the stuff done tomorrow right before i knock off, then i saw online that GM's really gonna go kaput and then there's this stupid piggy flu that is already haunting malaysia now!!! Shit! Maybe i should go get a mask or something. (and i heard masks in spore are already sold out but no one's wearing it =.=)

And the media somehow stopped calling swine flu swine flu. I dunno why they have to call it the influenza A (H1N1)... So long and not nice to hear. The newspapers have to waste more ink and the news reporters have to waste more saliva and the message is still the same. Heard from my mom they changed the name coz they cant confirm that the flu virus originated frm the pigs and so they dont want to blame those pigs. But u go tell the whole world its swine flu, then when everyone's so used to the phrase swine flu u go tell them its not swine flu. What the heck!

By the way, one funny thing i've realised is that before the swine flu outbreak, not many people knew what was swine. Did u? My friends didnt know, my colleagues didnt know, my sis didnt know. But i knew this word since i was in primary school! (actually i learnt what was swine when i played pokemon. there was this pokemon called swinub i think. and i thought swinub was a porcupine until i saw the all too well-known pig nose! haha!) and one of my colleague is calling another swine coz he doesnt like him. Whether that 'swine' is aware of it or not, i have no idea.

The time now is 10.20 pm. And now is abt the time my dad will start nagging until i'm willing to go to bed. Coz normally i'm the last one to get into the car before we leave home in the morn. (and i usually do that in a rush... so i have to wear my socks in the car =.=lll) Hahaha!

Alrite. Good nite!

Hitler talks about.... ERP???

Its definitely worth watching! Damn funny! Hahaha!!!

The Product of Boredom

Reagents : me, boredom
Condition : a blardy hot sunday

Product : This blog =.=

Yes I am damn bored! Today, I have facebooked, MSN-ed, PES-ed, watched TV, blogged, eaten, slept and ate again. And the time now is only 4pm *sigh* another 7 more hours b4 i go to bed...

I am running out of ideas of what to do with my ample time... then again, tmr is MONDAY!!! =(
I dont want tmr to come but i am gettin tired of today already =.="
Thinkin abt work... my work starts at 8.30 am but i have to friggin wake up at 6 every morning! Jz so that i can get to work aft my dad fetches my sis to school *sigh*

............(staring at com)...........(i think i have blogger's block).......................(shit!)......... =.=

i'm wonderin what are my friends doin with their hol. i mean even i have a job, i find myself having to fill my spare time with boredom... cant think of anything interesting to do. the problem is that i am in JB and JB ppl dont seem to want to stay in JB so i am almost all alone in JB. (4 JBs in one sentence! =D)

btw, malaysia lost to china in Sudirman Cup semis =( kien keat&boon heong played real well i think. jz that their muscle not as big as those chinamen so their smashes not as threatening. if u see those china players smash... its like WOW!!! (xcept for cai yun, dunno why) But tactically, msia was definitely much better. maybe the msian squad might want to get jit to teach them how to increase their muscle! hahaha!!!

look on the bright side! MAN UTD CHAMPION!!! woohoo!! :D the blues must be feelin real blue now. and the liverpoo...dunno what to say, they're liverpoo aft all! hahaha!!!

ok... i think this blog is a little long... so far dear blog! ta ta! =)

I'll Blog!

ALRITE!!! I'll start bloggin!

Well, thats what i told myself after i've seen all my friends' blogs. Actually i very malas to blog one =.=
Everytime i promised myself to blog i will break it. U can see my last post right below. Yes, that long ago! (a damn lame one some more...) Its like why the heck i created a blog in the first place rite? Haha! But this time i'll blog! Truly!

But for now, my brain is like... a brand new 320GB external hard disk! Huge memory but quite empty... *sweat* ...

Haha! So i'm jz droppin by to say hi to my blog. I promise i'll be back real soon!

See ya! ;)