Happily Never After

Recently, i've made a sad discovery. Two discoveries actually. One, i can't watch fairytale-like movies. Two, my life sux.


Ok not exactly fairytale movies in general. I'm referring to those very disney-like tales acted out by real life humans. Although i'm fully aware that probably 90% of those movies can be totally bullshit, they still never fail to make me feel that my life's a damn friggin sarky life.


The 2 movies that i've juz watched that make me blog about this are HSM2 and Princess Diaries 2. C'mon, i mean which school in this whole wide world would let all the students sing and dance their way out like a flock of sheep during summer hol? Like any student would even do that! But, despite the unpractical-ness, i still somehow felt it was so damn cool!


The Princess Diaries 2 one was even worse. After the movie, i told my mom i'm gonna be the King of Genovia (really!). As if my mom calling me 'siao!' wasn't enough, my sis later told me, "eh, kokor, u very stupid hor. there's no such place as Genovia."


I was like "what the heck!" I didn't want to believe my sis at first. I quickly went to wikipedia to search. True enough... Genovia, some stupid fictional country made up for the shitty Princess Diaries 2 movie, which was watched by an even shittier me. I FELT LIKE A PURE BRED DUMBASS! I can't believe that i actually believed that Genovia existed!!! *no face...* it's like i'm some 3-year-old kid ToT


Hey! I'm not suggesting that these fairytale movies aren't good. In fact, they are very good! I'll get so into the movie that i'd forget to eat the chips in my hand. But when the credits come out, and when i snapped back to reality, and when i look around... outside the window, i can see my dad's car waiting to fetch me to work tomorrow; on the table, i can see my handphone, which is going to wake me up at 6am tomorrow; and on the sofa sits the miserable me, who is going to slug to work tomorrow and slug thru the entire hol and probably the uni as well (hopefully not!). U know that kind of feeling? It feels like...



my life totally sux!



Yes, that's how it is. Those movies make me feel so envious about those characters (although they are so made-up). After each of the 2 movies, i would spend a long long time stoning on my bed... thinking what kind of sucky life i've gotten myself into...

Oh well, maybe i'm feeling this way coz my life now is really boredom-stricken. And its probably true my life really sux... hopefully for now only... Anyway, i went to watch Terminator: Salvation a few days ago. Then suddenly i felt much better already. My life isn't that sucky anymore! Haha! Coz the lives of those ppl in the movie were obviously suckier.

So a little advice for those boredom-struck ppl. Don't watch happily-ever-after movies. Hehe!

Ta Ta!